To give you a better idea of what to expect when you read Goats Eat Cans, I sat down with Steven Novak -- okay, you know what? I actually sat down with my computer and e-mailed some questions to Novak, and he replied with some answers. I'm going to copy and paste all of that below without any simulated witty banter. Hope that's okay with you.
1. If you could score with any Star Trek character (from any franchise), which one would you choose? If you had to go gay for any male Star Trek character, who would you choose?
Oh my, that’s tough. That’s real tough. It’s embarrassing how tough it is for me. I suppose it would be too obvious to say something like Seven of Nine, or 1960’s Uhura, or NextGen Troi in that little purple and gray jumpsuit of hers, or even T’Pol.
Ensign Ro Laren walked with an awfully enticing gait (though I’m not entirely sure what that means).
The answer to the second part of your question is Odo. I’d bang that blob of alien goo six ways to Sunday.
Not only do they keep your hands warm on a chilly winter day, but they’ll also tickle your taste buds and come in a six delicious flavor varieties.
If I had been ten feet further into my nightly walk I would have been a bloody smear across the pavement.